I think it's a well known fact that when two or more boaters are gathered together, the conversation shall turn to either toilets, electrics, or both, within a given amount of time.
Now, my background in The Arts ill equips me for a serious attempt at a mathematical expression of this, but as is well known, that's never stopped me before, so here goes:
N = the number of boaters gathered together
T = time elapsed
Q = start of the conversation
X = the point in elapsed time when toilets/electrics/both become the sole topic of conversation
B.var. = the variable quantity of beer consumed
The equation is to show the observed shortening/lengthening of T between points Q to X in direct relation to the increase/decrease in the value of N
I throw in B.var. for good measure as it has been observed that:
T between points Q and X
decreases in inverse proportion to the increasing value of B.var
Come along then all you 'ologists, lets have a tidy little equation to wrap this up....
The prize is you get to have your name forever associated with it.
I'm now going for a lie down.......
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4 years ago
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