Saturday, 30 June 2012

Early morning Alarums and Excursions

I awoke from a pleasant reverie this morning to what sounded like a series of small explosions worryingly close to Pippin.

As I eased myself from the river of sleep and onto the bank of the morning, these explosions resolved themselves into the sound of a narrowboat engine.

"Lister, 3-cylinder air-cooled, range that, bearing that...... confirm distance to target with one sonar ping only....."

(When I worked as a cinema usher at the NFT, "The Hunt for Red October" was on for two weeks.....)

I was just putting the hydrophones away when my real alarm went off.

At 06:45........

Yes, I must up and at 'em. Got to get a candle under the bacon and egg for Banjos.

Royal Engineer Mark is coming round at 08:30 for a spot of brekker before we embark on a day of engine fitting in our stranded friend's boat. (A task made all the more urgent by the recent news that the poor fellow has just been given until the end of July to quit his mooring which is being re-developed)

I must remember to ask Mark if he can slip a couple of acoustic torpedoes my way.

Could come in handy.........

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

A maiden drops in for a drink.....nearly





























Time back way back, at the mouth of the river when the world was young, I did this for a while.....

I wasn't a pilot, ooh no, but I did crew for some wonderful friends of mine who I met at drama school.

A word about them: Kirk S. Thomas and Jacques W. Soukup....

Kirk was a very rich American man in his early thirties who was paying his own way through drama school. His partner Jacques was similarly paying his way through a course at the LSE so he could be with Kirk.

I first got chatting to Kirk in the bar of the Drayton Arms, a pub theatre our school used to put on productions and hold classes. I offered him a drink, as you do.... He was quite taken aback as I recall, as loads of other people were always trying to tap him for money; (the fact that he was wealthy was well known..). We became really good friends, and he helped me through some of the most difficult times I had at Webber D., all the time being completely respectful of me, my beliefs, and my heterosexuality.

Remember, this was the early eighties: homophobia was rife, no, it was the norm....

Bad old days......

Anyway, these guys were great: we hung out together, ate together at Frank's Caff. and boosted each other's non-existent morale after one of the faculties notoriously savage 'Note sessions' which could leave you feeling utterly eviscerated.... Webber was a tough school....

One weekend in the summer term, Kirk asked me if I was up to anything. 'Nope' was the reply.... Did I want to come ballooning at the Longleat Balloon Fiesta? I told him to consider the Catholicism of the Pope and Ursine toilet habits in woodland!

Thus it was I spent a most fabulous weekend crewing for Chici-Boom, their Cameron special shape balloon which was Carmen miranda's head with all the fruit as self supporting outwork. As I was heard to remark at the time, she was hardly camp at all.... :-)

Winds over Wales was the other ballon we took: a small three man gondola and the envelope was the Welsh flag.

Both looked fantastic.

I crewed for both balloons, learning the art of the inflation fan and the crown line (my favourite) in the process.

I also got to go up, first in Chici, then on Sunday in Winds over Wales.

You know, I could rabbit on all day about what fun it was, but a picture is worth a thousand words....

Trouble is, all the photos I took were on a borrowed Kodak Instamatic and are printed on paper. Next time I'm down home, where these things are archived, I'll dig them out and see if we can scan them onto the computer and upload on to blogger.

If so, stand by for some pictures of a much younger, slimmer John, (complete with very dodgy eighties hair), having the time of his life!!

Thankyou, Kirk and Jacques.

You were wonderful friends.

Sunday, 24 June 2012

China is unperturbed



Despite the mass exodus of small fibreglass yachts from our part of the Cam, no new thing has arisen.

That's a relief, then.

I may take a leaf out of China's book and have a little snooze too.

Do they know something we don't?

This morning dawned "bright and clear".....

No, of course it flippin' well didn't!

This is England.

This morning actually dawned gun-metal grey with torrential rain, high winds and the occasional incredibly violent shower of hail.

Natch.

It is June, after all, so we should expect it.......

However, as I peered through the raindrop-stained window, I saw this little flotilla heading through the lock....


The storm-lashed pontoon at the lock was full of the little yachts, so some were even circling as they waited for the gate to open.....


WHY?

What the heck do they know that we don't??????

I don't like it, Carruthers........

We have gathered in the cats two by two, have battened down as best we can, and await the impending tsunami.......

Eek!



How John relaxes after a hard day's decorating.......



Some would say I should be ashamed of myself.

Some would say I should be proud.......

I don't care, actually.

Because it didn't half work!

Thursday, 21 June 2012

A new look.

The previous post, entitled "Schadenfreude", has been deleted.

I don't often do this, but have now.

Why?

Well, several years ago, the business concerned employed me for a short time on a part-time temporary basis.

They were in every respect so utterly venal, shabby and unjust in their treatment of me that I left.

However, to rejoice at their misfortune is a cheapening thing. I will not allow the way they treated me in the past to affect this, my present.

I am sorry for the delight I took in their trouble. It speaks ill of me.

Instead, I'd like to say I forgive them, and wish them well.